i am a jelly donut

collidoscope @ 2006-04-27T18:41:00

2006-04-28T01:41:31Z

i was a failure before it was cool

2006-04-18T20:51:21Z

collidoscope @ 2006-04-13T20:36:00

2006-04-14T03:36:25Z

i give up

GUESS WHO

2006-04-14T02:02:39Z

Guest Artist: Nathan B.
Portrait of JD

JUST IN TIME FOR EASTER!!!

2006-04-11T02:10:50Z

sainthoodbunny
silkscreened on 100% Cotton shirts
White/Black/Daisy
small/medium/large
$20 USD + shipping

sneering into the mirror for 2 hours is kind of hard

2006-04-09T03:27:46Z

Eat My Shit, Brody Dalle
Self-portrait featuring AbortionBear
acrylics on stretched canvas

it's nothing personal against Brody Dalle; she's never done anything to me. she just bores the hell out of me and i don't get what the hype is about her. for fuck's sake, go get a tan, snowflake. you look like death.

hellokittyabortionclinic

2006-04-08T06:52:30Z

#2 of series NightmareBearAbortionLand

I am a horrible person but hell doesn't sound too bad.

m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e

2006-04-02T04:11:35Z

remain in light

2006-03-30T16:49:41Z

i think i have a phobia of creating serious artwork.
i have the greatest ideas and i can doodle for hours like the one above but when i sit down at a large piece of watercolour paper or canvas or whatever it is, i can't do it. am i afraid of failure or being serious?

one day my andy warhol notebook will be worth thousands of dollars.

extra time on the ground

2006-03-23T04:47:05Z

Playground Love

I'm a high school lover, and you're my favourite flavour
Love is all, all my soul
You're my Playground Love
Yet my hands are shaking
I feel my body remains, time's no matter, I'm on fire
On the playground, love.
You're the piece of gold the flushes all my soul.
Extra time, on the ground.
You're my Playground Love.
Anytime, anyway,
You're my Playground Love.

the moon

2006-03-21T03:57:10Z

yeah.

The Righteous Man
(Eve in the Garden)
india ink

this is the last song i'm gonna play

2006-03-16T22:31:39Z

the reception's gotten fuzzy. the delicate balance has shifted. put on your gloves and your black pumps. let's pretend the fog has lifted. now you see me. now you don't. now you say you love me; pretty soon you won't. if we get our full threescore and ten, we won't pass this way again. so kiss me with your mouth open. turn the tires toward the street and stay sweet. all the chickens come on home to roost. plump bodies blotting out the sky. you know it breaks my heart in half, in half, when I see them trying to fly. 'cause you just can't do things your body wasn't meant to. hike up your fishnets. I know you. if we live to see the other side of this, I will remember your kiss. so do it with your mouth open
and take your foot off of the brake for christ's sake.

new straw for the old broom

2006-03-13T06:30:55Z

She's Ill
india ink on cardstock

Nu

2006-03-11T17:07:35Z

Nu
ink
Nu makes friend, hilarity does not ensue.

sewer rats

2006-03-10T03:08:30Z

I'M A FUCKING WRECK

2006-03-07T04:46:33Z

Woodland Creatures
india ink
book & cd sleeve

nouvelle vague

2006-03-06T02:57:33Z

shake zula the mic rula

2006-03-02T06:06:40Z

My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream

Fork. says:
That'd be a bitch of a stencil to make.
Fork. says:
It'd be like at least four layers.
The Quotable Portable Vampire Waitress says:
yeah
The Quotable Portable Vampire Waitress says:
i might just do a b/w line art version type for the silkscreen
The Quotable Portable Vampire Waitress says:
or do all layers and make it all crooked
The Quotable Portable Vampire Waitress says:
punk rock!!!
The Quotable Portable Vampire Waitress says:
not that it would be intentional
Fork. says:
Hahaha.
The Quotable Portable Vampire Waitress says:
I would be just retarded

it's why i'm here

2006-03-01T04:01:10Z

OK AINT NOTHIN TO DO WITH ART, NIGGAZ
BUT I'VE JUST HEARD "GOLD LION" BY THE YEAHS
LIKE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOMS

BUT WHAT THE HELL
WHERE IS THE GRINDING
WHERE IS THE SEX
WHERE IS THE SCREAMING
WHERE IS THE MOANING
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KAREN O???
WHAT A BONER KILL

PISSED 4 REAL

OK BUT HERE'S WHAT I MADE IN PHYSICS

you had a pure song posessing you from shoulder to hip

2006-02-24T07:24:58Z

& i recognized every single word

Little Red, the Bringer of Death
Vector (2006)

steal it and i'll fucking make you look like this

2006-02-18T05:50:36Z

go go dancer go drown in tokyo

2006-02-08T04:37:30Z

das reich der zwei

2006-01-22T18:25:47Z

when i see you in your new blue jeans, i know you're lying.

2006-01-15T19:50:00Z

collidoscope @ 2006-01-13T18:56:00

2006-01-14T02:55:41Z

gender is stupid